The frog greeted me, and asked me to pick it up.
I did, whereupon the frog told me that, if I kissed it, it would turn into a beautiful woman.
I immediately put the frog and my pocket, and continued on my way.
The frog then cried out from my pocket, asking me why I didn't kiss it.
I told it that I'd rather have a talking frog.
Besides, I already had a beautiful and bodacious lady, Cheryl, as my loving wife.
And so it goes, while, for sure and for certain, may God bless you all real good!
-West Virginia Delegate Larry D. Kump, District #59 (Berkeley-Morgan counties)
Visit www.LarryKump.us and www.LarryKump.com for more of my thoughts on various issues.
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